Challah if you hear me

Hey humans. Welcome to the first bake of 2021. I have been playing around with todays recipe basically all of December because it gave me that much joy. Today we are making Challah bread. So like a brief insight into this bread, it is a Jewish bread baked for Shabbat and other Jewish holidays. Im …

Peach Swirl

It's like a Swiss roll that went to private school

Pizza Shit

Wanna make a bomb ass pizza?

You peCAN make these too

Easy ass pecan bars

Raspberry and Coconut Oaties

Hey boo thangs. Your girl is popping in to let you know she still loves you. Just think of me like a cat, I still want your love even if I’m not giving you any love, but like, I’m giving you love, just not tangible, measurable or visible love. It’s just trapped in my heart …

I loaf you so much

So, my dusty ass is sitting here enjoying a beautiful Monday evening, having a wine free night, reflecting over the Sandton sky line and NOT WRITING MY GOSH DARN POST!!! Ok, dumb dumb is back with the program and planning on posting shit* on time. What shit shall I be posting this week? CIABATTA. Ok, …

You got buns hun?

Hey artichokies. Yup, it’s been a while, I’ve been on a break and hey boo, I’m so ready for the life of cookies again. Man, I missed this shit. So, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but since the inception of this blog I’ve only ever made one bread type thing. Well, simply put, baking …

Christmas Tings

Jingle bells, jingle bells. Meh, I’m really not that guy so I might as well stop fronting, I’m no caroler. Guys, I’m so exhausted I cannot. Its Christmas eve and I’m still at work, I had to basically plan all of the Christmas festivities, I haven’t slept much and on top of that I’m baking …

That PistachiHoHoHo cookie

Hey there boo thang. Argh, my heart is full hey. Do you know what else is full? My tummy, my tummy is filled with delicious biscotti. I am eating biscotti all day and I feel like it should get its own classification as a food group. Yup, who needs vegetables? Not me. Ok, that’s a …

Vanilla ass Viennese

Why hello there. It has been a while. I know I am pure trash matlakala. A hoe needed to get her life together with a young breakdown and rebuild but, a hoe is back and a hoe is baking. What are we baking today, you may ask? We are baking Vanilla Viennese cookies. I found …