Challah if you hear me

Hey humans. Welcome to the first bake of 2021. I have been playing around with todays recipe basically all of December because it gave me that much joy. Today we are making Challah bread. So like a brief insight into this bread, it is a Jewish bread baked for Shabbat and other Jewish holidays. Im …

White Chocolate Blondie

So, I’ve been going back and forth trying to figure out if and how I was going to post this and here we are. Let’s do this thang. Recently, my darling friend Melo requested a cookie bar and we chatted about what exactly shed like. And that is how we got here today. Hello pretty …

Vegan Rusks

Hey there honey boo. Did you miss me? I missed you, like, a lot lot, not a little, a lottle. Sorry I wasn’t here for you with a bomb ass recipe, but I was man down. Apologies aside, I’m here to present to you some bomb ass vegan rusks. Vegan rusks you ask? Yea, I …

Lady Fingers for your Man Hands

Oh hey there honey face. How are you doing? I’m amazing too. Ok, so what are we making today? We are making LADY FINGERS. Whoop Whoop. Yea, those Italian things that you use to make a Tiramisu, yea, those things. I really didn’t know what to make and didn’t want to go out and buy …

Another fancy tart

Bonjour, omelette du fermage and other French greetings. Today I bring you une Tarte Francez. Can you tell I studied French for a year and a half in varsity. Ok, my excellent French aside, today we make a French classis, une Tarte Tartin. What is a Tart Tartin? Basically a fancy upside down tart, don’t …

Poppin’ Pumkin and Feta Muffin

Wanna bake a dope ass breakfast muffin? Well here you go.

Nasty ass applesauce cookies

All I can say is “What the fuck”. Just what in the entirety of fucks? DISCLAMER: Do not make this shit, it’s nasty. This is for you to laugh at me and not to torture yourself with. Ok, so here I am feeling super exotic and spicy I bought a cookie book and thought to …

Coffee and Rum Cookies

UUUUUHMM, ok guys, I must be honest with you. I made these and forgot what I was making. I had hopes and dreams of making bomb tiramisu inspired cookies, well I made rum and coffee cookies… Were the delicious? Fuck yeah. Were they what I had been dreaming of all week? Nope. Oh well, let’s …

Loaded Double Chocolate Chip Cookies

Hello human readers, welcome to another amazing blog post. So, I have been wanting to make a disgustingly chocolaty cookie for a while now and man, do I have one for you. I had done some intense research and played around with different ideas of what may be some dope shit, I have found said …

Lemon Poppy Cake: A series of Meh, events.

h guys, summer is on her way out and my heart is slowly beginning to hurt. I though of having a week of observation to say goodbye, where I just frolicked through fields of wild flowers and swam in cool creeks. Unfortunately, I live in the city, so I have no fields nor creeks and …